THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE MADE AN ERROR OF JUDGEMENT
Yes, it’s true. When the TCWU travelled across town for an extracurricular horizontal dalliance with another Update, it was on the basis of assuming that following my father’s advice of ‘do what I say not what I do’ was applicable to public health, and also because, y’know, it had been a while and we’re all […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE WANTS WHAT YOU WANT
What would you keep and what would you like to leave behind when all this is over? We can probably all agree that daily 5pm briefings and obsessing about the ravings of a madman about ingesting domestic cleaning products are best left in the past, but when we go back to business as usual, will […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE WILL PAY YOU $37.63 A SHOT TO TAKE IT OFF OUR HANDS
Honestly, we’ve got so many Updates stored round the back that we’re running out of places to put them. Might try and strike a deal with WeWork, seems like there’ll be plenty of cheap storage available there soon. Ooh, satire. So the kids are back to home schooling, except as m’colleague, the ever-wise Steve Nelson […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE PROTECTS YOU FROM ALL KNOWN SCUNNERS
How are we all this week? I suspect the answer is ‘mixed’. A good friend of mine was telling me that Monday of this week was the first time he had really felt scunnered. I said I reckoned that if he had survived three weeks and this was his first scunner he’d done very well […]
COMING SOON: ESG FOR PLATFORMS?
This announcement from AJ Bell caught my eye yesterday. You really should click on the link to find out more (and come back to this blog once you are done) but in case you want to stay with me, let me give you the TL/DR. AJB has launched the “AJ Bell Wage War on COVID […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE LIKES THE CHEAP EGGS BEST
Week 478 in the Big Brother House, and tempers are starting to fray, as Nasty Nick spends all the housemates’ budget on an artisan-made 1kg chocolate egg, whereas Kinga and the rest of the housemates are keen to load up on Buttons ones. And if you think I didn’t have to look up the names […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE ONLY EVER LOST 9.9%
Another week in, and it seems forever ago that I was able to be a hermit because I wanted to be rather than being forced. Days of thunder, I tell you. My only wish is that, when all this is over, video conferencing by people hunched over laptops in dimly lit rooms becomes a thing […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SOCIALLY DISTANT
That escalated quickly, didn’t it? I hope you are all cocooned in your basement / back bedroom / orangery (you know who you are) safely, with stocks of your favourite beverage and plenty of biscuits. It is at times like this that we can all appreciate the great genius that is the custard cream. I […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE COULD TOTALLY TAKE COVID-19 IN A SQUARE GO
(and if you don’t know what a square go is, here’s the definition). Well, this isn’t much fun, is it? I’m sure I’ll get back to finding out what’s going on and poking things with a sharp stick next week, but for now even normal Update activity is suspended. In terms of what we’re up […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE’S TOILET PAPER REQUIREMENTS ARE UNCHANGED
See, I told you the 10% drop notes would be going out. I’m like the seer of seers; the prognosticator of prognosticators. And I never drive angry. (10 house points if you get the reference). Anyway, everything is unimaginably unpleasant and even Scotland’s win at the weekend gave only temporary respite. So I think we […]
