THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE ISN’T EVEN REMOTELY SURPRISED
They say it’s the hope that kills you, but if you started out without any in the first place then you can just raise a weary eyebrow and carry on. It’s a bit like when Calvin is happier that he got a ‘C’ than an ‘A’ in his maths test, because if he keeps everyone’s […]
THE TOP CLASS WEDNESDAY UPDATE’S TOILET PAPER REQUIREMENTS ARE UNCHANGED
See, I told you the 10% drop notes would be going out. I’m like the seer of seers; the prognosticator of prognosticators. And I never drive angry. (10 house points if you get the reference). Anyway, everything is unimaginably unpleasant and even Scotland’s win at the weekend gave only temporary respite. So I think we […]
